What would happen if Donald Trump sat down with the Creator of the universe in a SoHo bistro?
With whom do you agree?
Lattes are poured and chairs scooted.
The discussion begins.
Trump: "I am a really smart guy. I'm intelligent. Some people would say I'm very, very, very intelligent. I know what sells, and I know what people want."
God: "[I] oppose the proud, but give grace to the humble. For everyone who exalts himself will be humbled, and he who humbles himself will be exalted" (James 4:6 and Luke 14:11).
Trump: "Nothing wrong with ego. Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser. Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest—and you all know it!"
God: "Let not the wise man boast in his wisdom, let not the mighty man boast in his might, let not the rich man boast in his riches. When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with the humble is wisdom. But as it is, you boast in your arrogance; all such boasting is evil" (Jer. 9:23, Prov. 11:2, James 4:16).
Trump: "If you don't tell people about your success, they probably won't know about it."
"Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. I'm really rich. Cash is king, and that's one of the beauties of the casino business. And while I can't honestly say I need an 80-foot living room, I do get a kick out of having one."
God: "For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil" (1 Tim. 6:10).
Trump: "Fighting for the last penny is a very good philosophy to have. I have black guys counting my money. ... I hate it. The only guys I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes all day. Who the (expletive) knows? I mean, really, who knows how much the Japs will pay for Manhattan property these days?"
God: "Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God" (Matt. 19:24).
The conversation moves on to Mr. Trump's boasting of his many adulterous affairs.
God: "Likewise, husbands, live with your wives in an understanding way, showing honor to the woman as the weaker vessel, since they are heirs with you of the grace of life, so that your prayers may not be hindered" (1 Pet. 3:7).
Trump: "It's all in the hunt, and once you get it, it loses some of its energy. I think competitive, successful men feel that way about women. Don't you agree? Really, don't you agree?"
God: "Let marriage be held in honor among all, and let the marriage bed be undefiled, for [I] will judge the sexually immoral and adulterous" (Heb. 13:4).
The discussion shifts to Mr. Trump's lifelong and, until of late, Democratic Party affiliation, Obamacare and his opposition to a ban on even partial-birth abortion.
God: "Behold, children are a heritage from the LORD, the fruit of the womb a reward" (Ps. 127:3).
Trump: "No, I am pro-choice in every respect. Very pro-choice. I just believe in choice."
"I identify more as a Democrat. It just seems that the economy does better under the Democrats than the Republicans. Hillary's a great friend of mine. Her husband is a great friend of mine. I think Hillary is going to take it, and I think Hillary is very, very capable. Hillary's always surrounded herself with very good people. I think Hillary would do a good job."
"[Obama] is a strong guy who really knows what he wants, and this is what we need. What he has done is amazing."
"I'm a liberal on health care. I like universal health care. As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland."
God: "Each one must give as he has decided in his heart, not reluctantly or under compulsion, for [I] love a cheerful giver. Let the thief no longer steal, but rather let him labor, doing honest work with his own hands, so that he may have something to share with anyone in need. If anyone is not willing to work, let him not eat" (2 Cor. 9:7; Eph. 4:28 and 2 Thess. 3:10).
The meeting closes with a brief exchange on repentance and forgiveness.
Trump: "For many years I've said that if someone screws you, screw them back. When somebody hurts you, just go after them as viciously and as violently as you can."
God: "But I say to you, Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you. But if you do not forgive others their trespasses, neither will your Father forgive your trespasses" (Matt. 5:44, Matt. 6:15).
God: "If My people who are called by My name humble themselves, and pray and seek My face and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and heal their land" (2 Chr. 7:14).
Trump: "I'm going to make America great again."
God: "Pride goes before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall. Righteousness exalts a nation, but sin condemns any people. Good sense is a fountain of life to him who has it, but the instruction of fools is folly" (Prov. 16:18, 14:34 and 16:22).
And so, God, Mr. Trump and their respective followers part ways, agreeing, for now at least, to disagree.
Matt Barber is founder and editor-in chief of barbwire.com. He is an author, columnist, cultural analyst and an attorney concentrating in constitutional law. Having retired as an undefeated heavyweight professional boxer, Matt has taken his fight from the ring to the culture war. (Follow Matt on Twitter: @jmattbarber).
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