'New Yorker' Very Afraid of Chick-fil-A and the Christian 'Infiltration' Happening in NYC

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Progressive trigger warnings are all fun and games until they take it too far and truly jump the shark. Brace yourselves for the most unintentionally hilarious headline of 2018 to date: Chick-fil-A's Creepy Infiltration of New York City

That's certainly one way to describe a popular chicken joint making successful gains in an incredibly expensive-to-operate-in city like New York.

It's a bit hilarious, if not sad, to imagine how much time the author spent on this 1200-plus-word think piece, which laments the fact that "the Christians are coming!" into NYC. Here's how the article opens.

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